Tuesday 30 September 2008

La Revolution.

Why must I always post 6 times a month? It never was a concious decision, it just sort of happened. I just cannot break the cycle. This is why I am hurridly typing this now.

It is a curse.

But I guess it could be worse. Being cursed to be the only sane person who does not think that Doctor Who is the hilghlisht of post-renaissance culture, but is infact a very unreliable sideshow in mainstream television, that would suck.

Luckily there are others of my kind. We are force to hide by a totalitarian regime, dictated by the close ties between government and the media, in the form of this TV Licence, that completely undermines free speech!

When you realise how much you have to pay to watch the BBC it really pisses you off that they cannot afford international football.

Viva la Revolution!

Monday 29 September 2008

Scarf Sizes

It was not until I attempyed to buy a scarf that I realised how horibbly wrong the wrong scarf size choice can be. It took me about half-an-hour.

Good thing I was only buying a plain black one. Colours are a whole different problem.

Friday 26 September 2008

Belt Sizes

Why is it that, no matter how hard I look, I have never found a belt with the perfect holes that suit me. Either I have to cope with an uncomfortably tight fourth hole lifestyle, or my jeans are just a bit too lose on the third.

Tuesday 23 September 2008

Pineapple Express vs Tropic Thunder

So, this past week I have seen two comedy films. As needs to be done, I will now compare them whilst simultaneously reviewing them. That is right - Simultaneous.

Pineapple Express

This film tries to be a stoner action-comedy, and frankly it fails. I have never seen a stoner comedy that has made me a fan of the genre, and this didn't change that. The plot was crap, just awful, but it did not ever serve to produce good moments of action. The action was just boring.

So comedy? Not so much. There were very few jokes in this film, with many scenes dragging on pretentiously. Almost all of the side-characters were pointless and just terrible to watch. The gangs were pathetic, and this was a huge problem for the film, and the inclusion of Seth Rogen's character to have a girlfriend was just a bad choice. He would be more interesting and associable without a girlfriend. The fact that she was still in high-school was just an odd choice, and the fact she was miles out of Rogan's league didn't help. This left us with just the two main characters, who actually save the film with their relationship, and a guy who I deeply hate, Danny McBride. I hate him as a screen presence, he just sucks up all my laughter and goodwill in every scene he is in. So, casting was not great apart from the leads. The film had nowhere to go, plotwise, with no character development or laughs or action.

Plus, this film focuses solely on characters getting kicked in the balls. By that I do not mean, "once or twice", I mean that at least a dozen times, a character in a fight would get kicked in the crotch. This was so overused that it just pissed me off by the end.

Tropic Thunder

I went into this looking for laughs and I found none. Creating a parody of the Vietnam war film genre just does not resonate with me. I just do not care about that sub-genre either. Creating a parody of the acting process has much more potential than this showed. And again, almost every character was pointless. By that I do not mean, some characters did not advance the plot but where funny, I mean, almost all the characters were not funny, or helpful, or dramatic. They just stole screen time.

Ben Stiller did exactly the same performance we have seen before, but this time it was devoid of humour. Jack Black was terrible. Really bad and unfunny, and the other two nameless guys we absent for almost the whole film. Again, Danny McBride showed up and was a humungous black whole of terrible. That leaves Robert Downey jr, who created one of the most overrated comedy characters I have ever seen. He was mildly amusing, but not hilarious in anyway. Tom Cruise showed up in very heavy make-up, swore a lot and danced to music. That was less funny than expected. So, again, not much comedy.

Plus, this film had a really xenophobic edge to it. It was not humorous, it was uncomfortable. Hearing mild racism against the British, Australians or African-Americans does not great humour make.

Conclusion

They both were huge disappointments, but Pineapple Express was more enjoyable. Go see that, you may find some enjoyment there. Tropic Thunder was not terrible, just a waste of what it could have been.

Tuesday 16 September 2008

Alias

I recently picked up the first two seasons of Alias in the summer sales, and I have been having a good time watching those recently. It is a fine show, with lots of double-agent tension and cliff-hangers.

However, the reason I have been looking forwards to watching more of this is due to one episode. Quite possibly, the greatest single episode of any show I have ever watched. Alias, series 2, episode 13, "Phase One".

This is not really a stand-alone episode that I could recommend to anyone. Instead it is the climax of almost evrything the show has been so far, and twisting the concept so completely that it takes everything into a new direction. It is tense, and dramatic, and full of action, and left me with an indescribably huge buzz.

I have not heard the best fo things about the shows third season, but having enjoyed the first two so much, I think I may have to go ahead and watch it anyway.

Monday 15 September 2008

General Update

Sorry about the lack of posting. It would be a lie to say I have been busy, what with the extra long summer break between college and uni, but I have been to preoccupied to blog. Well, now I have a backlog of nonesensical ramblings to spout, so here goes.