Have you ever noticed.... wait...
... I had something for this.
Oh, well. I was going to write something here, but everytime I started to write, it turned out to be crap, and my own incredibly low standards just would not let me post.
This is coming from the guy who once wrote about some random dream he had, where nothing even really happened, and has now just tricked you into reading a post where he announces he has nothing to say.