1. Captain Hook knew, even in witness protection, he would never be safe...
2. I am just gonna poke it with this stick...
3. The Keep Off The Grass sign was always obeyed.
4. “Ssssh! They can’t see me if I keep... very... still.”
5. A far better trick than a plastic spider on a string...
6. The free gift with Extreme Pets Monthly was rather over the top.
7. We are gonna need a bigger stick...
8. “As an Alligator, am I still allowed to cry Crocodile tears?”
9. Far more effective than a Dog at keeping door-to-door salesmen at bay.
10. Step 1 – Alligator; Step 2 - ?; Step 3 – Profit!
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